A Card Game

As Long As
You're Happy

A party game about judging people — for who they are, and also for a lot of other reasons.

Coming Soon

400

Cards

Game Modes

3–8

Players

17+

Ages

Inside the Box

100 Person Cards. 300 Trait Cards.

ALAYH

Person Card

A brain surgeon that...

ALAYH

Trait Card

eats their
boogers

is really into
taxidermy

How to Play

Two Modes. One Judge. No Mercy.

Draft Mode

Best of All Evils

Trait cards are dealt face-up. Players draft from the pool to build the version of the person the Judge will find the least problematic. The least offensive combo wins.

Ideal for 3–4 players

Draw Mode

Worst of All Evils

Players hold a hand of 9 Trait cards and choose 3 to build the most problematic version of the person. The Judge picks the worst combo. The worst wins.

Ideal for 4+ players

For Example

A Round Might Look Like This

A brain surgeon

that...

thinks WWE is real

claps when the plane lands

sucks at drunk driving

Would you be okay with this? The Judge decides.

400

Total Cards

100

Person Cards

300

Trait Cards

∞

Combinations